I make billions of dollars off this blog. That’s how I am able to afford my private jet. Even billionaires have to occasionally be open and honest though, so here are the rules:
I may earn a commission or get free products.
If I am reviewing a product/service, you should assume that I received it for free. If you click a link on my site, you should assume that I’m making millions off your click.
Not all products will be reviewed and not all reviews will make it to the blog.
Do you really want to hear me complain about some crappy product that I received, tried, and promptly threw away because it was awful? Good. I don’t want to spend my time writing that review either.
The best deal I know of will be on the website.
I’m not going to push you through a referral link because it’s a better deal for me. That’s a great way to lose readers. If you find a better deal, contact me and let me know. I’ll update the post and give you credit!
I’m not going to plug products that I wouldn’t use.
That’s just stupid.
Some people can’t understand sarcasm.
I don’t actually make billions off this blog, nor do I have a private jet.